cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.

when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.

by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015

cut loaf

A woman who is no longer a virgin. Once a female is no longer a virgin, having sex again isn't detectable, since there isn't a hymen. Like taking a slice of bread from a loaf that has already been cut.

Tim: Didn't her husband know she has sex with you?

Rick: A slice from a cut loaf is never missed.

by MadCobraStyle December 5, 2010