curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

by Blowfish August 26, 2005

Dick curve

The way that your dick curves to

My dick curve to the left

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best

John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014

curvy dick cheeto

A Cheeto that looks like a curvy dick

Oh look it's a curvy dick cheeto

by Elliphant._ August 11, 2017

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021