cunt bagel

(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman

Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!

Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.

by Christiano January 10, 2007

Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

baby cunt bagel

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

by toastson November 19, 2007

cuntbagle

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle

1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!

by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007