(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman
synonyms: Pacman
Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
by Christiano January 9, 2007
When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 10, 2017
by toastson October 31, 2007