cumdiment

Cum that is usually made by a chef and put on somebody's food. The chef convinces the victim that the cum is mayonnaise.
God damn it! I really thought it was mayo, but it was Mr. Pissyboy's cumdiment!
by I fucked a headphone jack once January 01, 2025
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Cumdiment

When a chef masturbates so hard that his dick skin almost melts and he produces so much jizz to fill a gallon, then uses that cock cider to trick you in to thinking it's mayo and feeds it to you.

P.S. if you don't eat it he'll get mad!
I can't believe that a chef at Jim's Pizza gave me a cumdiment on my burger!
by I fucked a headphone jack once December 28, 2024
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