Cum that is usually made by a chef and put on somebody's food. The chef convinces the victim that the cum is mayonnaise.
by I fucked a headphone jack once January 01, 2025
When a chef masturbates so hard that his dick skin almost melts and he produces so much jizz to fill a gallon, then uses that cock cider to trick you in to thinking it's mayo and feeds it to you.
P.S. if you don't eat it he'll get mad!
P.S. if you don't eat it he'll get mad!
by I fucked a headphone jack once December 28, 2024