When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!
John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.
by Jerk-off Pro December 31, 2011
by Spectralite July 23, 2008
A cum-wad is a grouping of cum, usually from a single cum-blast, but may also be an accumulated amount of cum that has already hit its target.
Shortly after I picked up my date, I noticed that I had a cum wad on my fly that I had neglected to wipe off.
by theJeremiah July 4, 2005
by lil BISKIT03 April 11, 2018
by Lowrider June 3, 2003
1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009