cum strike

Cum strike -- noun. A concerted and deliberate action undertaken by a couple separated by distance in such a way that actual sex is impossible for a period of time during their separation, whereby each member of the couple voluntary and explicitly refrains from any self-induced orgasm in anticipation of an eventual (and hopefully, proximate!) face- to-face reunion.

Winston and Julia were separated by 750 miles and four state boundaries for several months, and anxiously anticipated their reunion. They anticipated it so much, in fact, that they agreed to a cum strike during the final two weeks before they would see each other.

by A la Peche! August 22, 2009

Cumstroke

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.

Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah

by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

cumstricken

burdened with an overwhelming load.

I am cumstricken by my work.

by The chosen none September 28, 2017

Cumstroke

A cumstroke is the moment when you cum, and simultaneously have a stroke. Ex,

I had this friend that died recently, I heard that he had a cumstroke in some girl. Must've been the fattest nut ever.

by Dustyboi1369 June 14, 2020