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Cum strike -- noun. A concerted and deliberate action undertaken by a couple separated by distance in such a way that actual sex is impossible for a period of time during their separation, whereby each member of the couple voluntary and explicitly refrains from any self-induced orgasm in anticipation of an eventual (and hopefully, proximate!) face- to-face reunion.
Winston and Julia were separated by 750 miles and four state boundaries for several months, and anxiously anticipated their reunion. They anticipated it so much, in fact, that they agreed to a cum strike during the final two weeks before they would see each other.
cum strike by A la Peche! August 22, 2009
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Cumstroke 

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.
Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah
Cumstroke by stemmo33 August 19, 2014
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cumstricken 

burdened with an overwhelming load.
I am cumstricken by my work.
cumstricken by The chosen none September 28, 2017

Cumstroke 

A cumstroke is the moment when you cum, and simultaneously have a stroke. Ex,
I had this friend that died recently, I heard that he had a cumstroke in some girl. Must've been the fattest nut ever.
Cumstroke by Dustyboi1369 June 14, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026