when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substance in your mouth and throat.

"That girl is a horrible cum gargler."

[cum gargler] by mike huntttttttttttttttttt October 10, 2008

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cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.

cum gargle by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007

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cum gurgler

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

cum gurgler by tully July 14, 2004

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cum gargle

When, after a person receives the ejaculate of a man in their mouth, without swallowing, uses the sputum as they would mouth wash. Once the ejecta is in the back of the throat, the 'gargler' then provokes a flexing and relaxing of the throat muscles, whilst exhaling, which creates a bubbling milk-paste effect.

In scene #2 of Bukkake Love, the young Japanese adult actress Yuso Asso takes the male protagonist actor's semen into her mouth, throws her head back, and then gargles his cum in her mouth. This action makes Yuso a cum gargler.

cum gargle by Robert Wicker April 8, 2009

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cumgargle

To force exhaled air through semen held in the back of the mouth, with the head tilted back, in order to clear the mouth or throat after performing oral sex on a male.

After she sucked me off, i told her to cumgargle and hum the song "when the saints go marching in" at the same time.

cumgargle by justin koehler December 23, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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