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A person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.

Too bad she's a cum dodger.

cum dodger by W August 4, 2004

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Cum Dodger

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.

"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.

Cum Dodger by ResEve0 February 9, 2009

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african cum dodger

a african person who avoids cum shots

ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger

african cum dodger by coltray October 25, 2009

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cum dogger

one who begs to be ejaculated on

Miguel Y. begged his boyfriend to nut on his face, what a cum dogger

cum dogger by you know who im not March 12, 2013

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cumdodger

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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