cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

CUCUMBERSUM

Fear of Cucumber or variant of Cucumber related food

e.g Pickle

You are Cucumbersum.

My cat is super Cucumbersum!

by Roc0Bama August 2, 2023

CUCUMBERSUM

Fear or scared of Cucumbers

This person is Cucumbersum.

Bro you must be Cucumbersum.

Bro if you are Cucumbersum. You don't want to open the vegetable drawer. There are Cucumbers in there!

by Roc0Bama August 7, 2023

cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

by bumbaleena July 3, 2011

Cumcumber

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

by Ibola February 18, 2021

sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009