cucumber cum
the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
cucumber cum by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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CUCUMBERSUM
CUCUMBERSUM by Roc0Bama August 2, 2023
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CUCUMBERSUM
This person is Cucumbersum.
Bro you must be Cucumbersum.
Bro if you are Cucumbersum. You don't want to open the vegetable drawer. There are Cucumbers in there!
Bro you must be Cucumbersum.
Bro if you are Cucumbersum. You don't want to open the vegetable drawer. There are Cucumbers in there!
CUCUMBERSUM by Roc0Bama August 7, 2023
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
cumcumber
cumcumber by bumbaleena July 3, 2011
Cumcumber
sea cumcumber
an weird animal that lives in the sea.
it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to
it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to
the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater
sea cumcumber by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009
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