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crystal myth 

crystal myth
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.
crystal myth by TrojanInDebt January 25, 2011
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crystal myth 

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
crystal myth by QuacksO August 23, 2023

crestal myth 

a word used by one who is so fucked up that they can no longer correctly pronounce the name of the drug that they are on
Dude, this uhhhhhh ha ummmmm crrrrestal myth is the shiiiiit man!
crestal myth by Ian July 4, 2003

gayden crystalmeth 

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.
"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"
gayden crystalmeth by Adrian December 28, 2005
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