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crystal myth
A substance identical to methamphetamine in appearance, price, and ability to cause the arrest of its owner/possessor, transporter, or seller. crystal myth, aka myth, usually has smoking properties identical to methamphetamine, except crystal myth has no intoxicating or euphoric effects on its consumer. Rather, myth causes the user to fall asleep, develop a headache, and/or become very angry very quickly. When returning to its solid state from a heated oil, crystal myth comes back in random spots, known as cheetah spots or parachutes, rather than the rapid, sweeping freeze-up characteristic of methamphetamine.
This stuff smokes like a champ but I don't feel anything, I think its crystal myth. I want my money back for this cheetah.
by TrojanInDebt January 24, 2011
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