So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."
by andmch January 27, 2010
someone who whines and complains about life being unfair, and uses name-calling to justify their immature behavior against freedom of speech, thinking only their views matter and ends the conversation with negative feedback instead of finding a rational solution.
That person is such a cryptdick; because I'm not allowed to state my views on what is morally appropriate, and that person just puts a k to the conversation with name calling to avoid a point being made.
by Gee smoke June 13, 2025