cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.

Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"

cry turd by punbucket January 8, 2015

Turd Cry 

Gas escaping from your rectal cavity from a turd letting you know that it wants to come out.

"What is a fart, but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd", "This turd is crying to get out", "hold your noses, I just let out a Turd Cry"

Turd Cry by Darth Bawls February 4, 2009

cry of a trapped turd 

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete

Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.

cry of a trapped turd by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007

cry of a trapped turd 

The nasty ass stench that emits from yo ass when you fart with a loaded chamber.

My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.

cry of a trapped turd by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007