cry turd
A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
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Turd Cry
"What is a fart, but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd", "This turd is crying to get out", "hold your noses, I just let out a Turd Cry"
Turd Cry by Darth Bawls February 4, 2009
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cry of a trapped turd
that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete
Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.
cry of a trapped turd by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007
cry of a trapped turd
My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.
cry of a trapped turd by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007
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