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A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 08, 2015
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