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a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

crusty clown by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

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Crusty The Clown

"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!

That bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her a "Crusty The Clown" while she snored.

Crusty The Clown by Tonemaster August 8, 2007

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crusty bloody clown frown

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!

crusty bloody clown frown by laydo November 16, 2006

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crusty_clownz

crusty_clownz is a TikTok creator of with a piss kink

crusty_clownz has a piss kink

crusty_clownz by Terezi.eats.chalk June 21, 2021

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crusty_clownz

a very cool tiktoker with rlly good content and drawings

crusty_clownz is awesome and i love his stuff!

crusty_clownz by drpepperenjoyer June 21, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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