Crunchtop

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That painfully raw feeing in the roof of your mouth from binge eating a box of Captain Crunch Berries

Jim got so baked last night he ate a whole box of crunch berries. Today his crunchtop is so bad he can't eat can't eat a thing.

Crunchtop by CA LV Mike June 20, 2019

Words you can keep

crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.

It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.

crunchtime by Karla A November 9, 2007

Related Words

Crunchtop • Crunchtown • Crunchorinotastic • crunchtastic • crunchtry • CrunchySparkle • Couchtop • Crancktop • Crotchtopia • crunchcore

crunchtastic

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

crunchtastic by jack spencer October 5, 2003

crunchworthy

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.

1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.

crunchworthy by k- tac August 6, 2007

CrunchySparkle

A condom filled with peanut butter inserted into a dog

Callum filled his condom full of peanut butter and slowly seduced his dogs anus producing a crunchysparkle

CrunchySparkle by MrRebugged June 17, 2019

Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.

Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.

Crunchephile by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019

crunchtastic

adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.

My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?

crunchtastic by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026