In 1588, the Spanish Armada shiped out to conquer the English. Extremely outnumbered, the English prayed for a miracle.
Edward Wilson was that miracle. The english and dutch navies routed the Armad north thru the english channel, up past Ireland, and the spanish armada was forced back to thier homeland. They got completely crotchstomped, and it serves them right, fucking idiots. You can't take those limey bastards? What the fuck is wrong with you? I can see why you assholes worship
Don Qioute, he's the smartest motherfuck you ever turned out. God damn.
My boyfriend was
cheating on me, so my
brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.