cromax 

The original 'cromax' a dedicated (read: addicted) gamer from the Australian Wireplay/Early Gamearena era.

Played DoD Beta - 1.2 cs beta - 1.3, ns, dpb, flf, tfc, jkII, jkIII, jkdf2, mm2, tribes 1 & 2, bf1942, rtcw, ut, and many others.

He vanished without a trace years back, sources suggest he went and got an actual life (aka: job, etc)

Is occasionaly sighted around the internet, though no confirmation has been made. Usally some random using his name.

cromax kills self with grenade_
cromax kills self with world_spawn
cromax kills self with flashbang_
cromax kills gaming_lifestyle with "life_progression"

cromax by xamorc January 7, 2005

Croman Trumpet 

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

Croman Trumpet by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Crymax 

The ultimate show of vulnerability during sex. The act of bursting into tears at the point of orgasm or climax. Can be either tears of joy, shame, or immediate regret.

Everything was going well until she crymaxed at the last minute. I didn't know whether to keep pounding away or stop and hug her...

He's great, but he tends to crymax at the end of sex, which makes him hard to take seriously afterward.

Crymax by UrbanDicktionarian December 20, 2013

Croaxed 

To laugh out loud with no control; usually leads to tears and embarrassment.

The Danny dude croaxed in class because he saw a funny picture

Croaxed by DannyDude2000 September 27, 2019

Cromantic 

combined from Creepy and Romantic used to explain actions that could both be considered Creepy or Romantic.

“I dont know if thats creepy, or romantic.”
“its cromantic”

- Tuck and FDR This Means War (2012 Film)

Cromantic by Kirstquad September 5, 2012

cromance 

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.

“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”

cromance by Countdown July 28, 2020

Crymaxing 

An event in which an orgasm is so powerfully moving, that one, or both parties involved cries after climaxing.

Yeah, I used to have a thing with Tyler but I couldn't take the crymaxing any more so I told him I was lesbian.

Crymaxing by Dylan Hardy December 24, 2007