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1. (verb) to beat off to something while you are taking a massive dump
2. (noun) a huge flaming pile of crap laced with copious amounts of semen drops
Dave: Aw shit bro, are you crisafi-ing right now!!!

Ray: No, but someone dropped a massive crisafi in the toilet right now.
crisafi by Beef E. Wang January 5, 2018
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A beautiful girl that is loved by her friends and family. Her girlfriend loves her and most people think of her as an overall perfect person
Crisali is perfect to me
crisali by Lady.in.red December 4, 2019
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crisaeis 

a type of friend that you would want to be with.
a sweet and loving person who has a lot of personality.
can you be my crisaeis?
crisaeis by yashuie October 5, 2021
Loyal person she is loving she’s HAWT and she always sleeps late and she is always skinny and she is popular
Crisalit is hawt
crisalit by Hygrrgjuhghtgjd November 7, 2017

Crisfield 

A small town holding the distinction of the southernmost incorporated city in Maryland. Once the second-largest city in Maryland. Once called "the seafood capital of the world" until overfishing killed the industry. Once known for oyster production until over-oystering killed that industry. Afterwards known as "The Crab Capital of the World", until over-crabbing killed that industry. The town now gradually sinks into the Chesapeake Bay unknown.

Crisfield of today is distinguished by its lack of proximity to anything, its high ratio of churches to solvent businesses, its shunning of non-natives, and cruises to Smith Island and Tangier Island. Crisfield's primary imports are cocaine, floodwater, drifters, and welfare checks. Crisfield's primary exports are paintbrushes and bankruptcy.
How do you make a small fortune in Crisfield? Come with a large one.
Crisfield by xfield xpat July 1, 2012

crosafix 

Meaning to Afro-Goth in a pretentious yet positive and uplifting manner, also wearing face paint to make your parents cry tears of regret.
I was having a bad day, then I decided Crosafix my attitude. Everything seems to be working out.
crosafix by Oluwaeshu December 19, 2016

Crisasia 

Crisasia is a bad bitch, she mad popular. Crisasia knows what she wants to do and when she gonna do it. She is pretty,funny,retarted,weird. And knows how to get what she wants
Damg that girl hot she must be a crisasia
Crisasia by Sksgdgsuanueyrbr October 20, 2019
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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