1. (verb) to beat off to something while you are taking a massive dump
2. (noun) a huge flaming pile of crap laced with copious amounts of semen drops
Dave: Aw shit bro, are you crisafi-ing right now!!!

Ray: No, but someone dropped a massive crisafi in the toilet right now.
by Beef E. Wang January 5, 2018
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