Criptobitch Share definition Flag A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch. Criptobitch by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Criptobitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch