Cremented 

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.

Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!

Cremented by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017

crement 

To turn someone's ashes into a diamond that can be worn on a ring.

After he died, his wife decided to crement his remains so that they could be together forever.

crement by Sternchancer July 16, 2023