Creepy Carl 

When you are engaged in the sex act of "69", at the moment of orgasm, you unleash a turd onto your partner's face.

Jill gave Jack a Creepy Carl because he gave her a mushroom-shaped bruise across her neck the night before.

Creepy Carl by JoeSMDD August 29, 2003

Creepy Carl 

A man who lurk around your house at night peeping in windows. He's known for leaving inconspicuous cameras to spy on you in the shower and walking up to random strangers and asking them if they want to touch his wood.

Person 1: what's wrong with that guy? He's just lurking around.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!

Creepy Carl by Profound Observations July 10, 2025