Cream steamer

When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!

You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..

She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer

by Thomas broadway February 15, 2017

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sloppy schoeb steamer cream

When a man spits and shits on a girls vagina then mixes them together for a lubricant. It is also known to heal minor herpes outbreaks.

If you're worried that girl has the herp, give her some sloppy schoeb steamer cream.

by badhatter88 October 11, 2011

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Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

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Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

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