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crawdrunk 

Getting so drunk that you accidentally order the most useless items online while intoxicated as in reference to the question asker in episode 382 of MBMBaM who got so drunk that they ordered dozens of small plastic crawdads
"Aw shit! Danny got crawdrunk at the party last weekend and ordered 6000 novelty drink umbrellas"
crawdrunk by S!H!N! June 11, 2018
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Cradfunkle 

For something to be Cradfunkle it must be Cool, Rad, and Funky at all times no matter what conditions occur. The word is subject to different endings such as Cradfunky, and Cradfunker, etc.. The root is Cradfunk or Cradfunkl, which is subject to usage by the individual in cases where appropriate.
That is one cradfunkle young jeezey walking down the strip.

I made your mom feel cradfunkle last night.
Cradfunkle by Angel Eric Perez Guante February 13, 2009
1. to dunk a crab.

2. to totally dominate one's opponent.

3. wasted, and loving it.

4. a bond closer than brotherhood.
1. Oo, remoulade sauce! Watch out for the crabdunk!

2. Three-pointer at the buzzer... Oh! You just got crabdunked, son!

3. Brian got all As this semester. We are totally getting crabdunked tonight!

4. I love you, man. You mah crabdunk 4eva.
crabdunk by Lebronjelo Crabdunk February 5, 2012

crudrunk 

DEFINITION: past participle of drink and presently crunk.
ADJECTIVE
Affected by alcohol to the extent of enhancing the most wonderful qualities of your personality for all to see and/or hear.
NOUN
A person who habitually drinks to excess and executes amazing acts of bravery, awesomeness, and overall greatness.
A few margarita's in and I was crudrunk, dancing on the table.
crudrunk by A.Cray November 28, 2015

crawduck 

Is a special duck found in western Canada, very very rare.
The most rare duck is the Crawduck.
crawduck by Your CRAzy UnCLE CarL December 18, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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