When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe
Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life
by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017
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a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.
"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."
by tornxvi January 12, 2023
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Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom
"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"
by Jokermachine December 12, 2011
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