adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.
John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin
by acglow February 11, 2014
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Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
by Rwruff November 19, 2016
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