crack muffin

An affectionate term directed at someone who is cracked our or sketchy but in a cute way.

N. "You acted pretty sketchy last night, but Don't forget, you'll always be my crack muffin."

by Richierich1986 August 26, 2007

Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011