Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014

load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.

Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."

by MillionWords January 29, 2017

Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007