crack hat 

Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".

God damn, you're a crack hat!

crack hat by firewall007 May 7, 2005

crack hat 

Like a beer hat, but with crack cocaine

James: I just pictured you in a beer hat
Lucy: Why not a crack hat?

crack hat by polopice February 3, 2008

crack smuggler hat 

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

crack smuggler hat by Monklee March 17, 2009

Cack hatch 

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

Cack hatch by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

Crackhat 

Something to say when a person is being a dumbass.

Having your head shoved so far up your butt crack, you could wear it for a hat. Deriative from the popular insults "to have your head up your ass" or "ass hat".

God damn, you're a crack hat!

Crackhat by firewall007 May 9, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019