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Crabbage Patch
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A human's
genital area that appears to
itch
or have an
itchy
situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude was
scratching
his
crabbage patch
the
whole time
he was shopping.
by
Dietheinknurse
March 15, 2017
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