cowmud

A combination of cow shit, cow piss, hay, mud and the occasional cow vomit. It impregnates itself into leather boots and can be difficult to remove the stench. Cowmud becomes worse in the winter time.

Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs has been through some cowmud in his time on the show.

by rancher1school January 20, 2010

Comudist

1. Another word for a comedic act, a comedian

"Jerry Seinfeld is a famous comudist."

by FelixIsConfused August 17, 2021

Comuddled

Combination of confused, muddled or “muddy“ thinking.
Variant of muddled.

Confusion exacerbated by befuddlement.

Mario often felt comuddled when confronting myriad choices on the bakery aisle of his local supermarket.

by IpmanEx88 October 10, 2019

comudjion

an old fart that dosnt like anyone.

The comudjion sat in his cabin with a shot gun shoorin mutha fuckas up!

by andy September 17, 2004

Cowmunion

When you trip and fall into a cow pie, and a little bit of bovine turd manages to get past your lips as you struggle to get on your feet.

John had his first cowmunion this morning by the dairy pasture. He smells horrible.

by matttttttttttt November 22, 2014

cowmung

Very op guy

Girls should stay away from him cause he have Gloria his life partner Gloria is his wifey

Defined as Cowmung

by Anonymous admin November 23, 2021

Comudobobalated

Comudobobalated Is a word for when you have no words

I’m feeling very… Comudobobalated

by anonymous October 23, 2022