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Comudist 

1. Another word for a comedic act, a comedian
"Jerry Seinfeld is a famous comudist."
Comudist by FelixIsConfused August 17, 2021

Comuddled 

Combination of confused, muddled or “muddy“ thinking.
Variant of muddled.

Confusion exacerbated by befuddlement.
Mario often felt comuddled when confronting myriad choices on the bakery aisle of his local supermarket.
Comuddled by IpmanEx88 October 10, 2019
an old fart that dosnt like anyone.
The comudjion sat in his cabin with a shot gun shoorin mutha fuckas up!
comudjion by andy September 17, 2004

Cowmunion 

When you trip and fall into a cow pie, and a little bit of bovine turd manages to get past your lips as you struggle to get on your feet.
John had his first cowmunion this morning by the dairy pasture. He smells horrible.
Cowmunion by matttttttttttt November 22, 2014
Very op guy

Girls should stay away from him cause he have Gloria his life partner Gloria is his wifey
Defined as Cowmung
cowmung by Anonymous admin November 23, 2021

Comudobobalated 

Comudobobalated Is a word for when you have no words
I’m feeling very… Comudobobalated
Comudobobalated by anonymous October 23, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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