covid concert 

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

covid concert by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

covid-19 at a nickelback concert 

I don't know what this means. Someone help me please

People show up like COVID-19 at a Nickelback concert!

covid-19 at a nickelback concert by LoneStar42 May 21, 2020

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem 

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

COVID ConcernGram 

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

COVID ConcernGram by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020