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Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.
Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??
by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019
mugGet the Cotton Fingersmug.

Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.
by TinyTears April 9, 2009
mugGet the Satan's little cotton fingersmug.

finger cotton

Finger Cotton is when you're with a girl and all she will let you do is is play with it on the outside of her panties or jeans..
Hey did you go out with lisa lastnight?
Yea we went to the movies.
Did she give you any ass?
Nah all she let me do was get a little finger cotton.
by 8inchesSoft June 1, 2016
mugGet the finger cottonmug.

satan's cotton little finger

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.
by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017
mugGet the satan's cotton little fingermug.

Cotton eye joe fingers

A common term for someone who takes/deals suspicious substances, typically cocaine, and thus has residue on their hands or body.
by weriddreamer November 20, 2018
mugGet the Cotton eye joe fingersmug.

three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011
mugGet the three fingered cotton top hatmug.

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