cosfu 

A group of supposedly elitist 4chan-frequenters who believe they are better and more accurate than the cosplay world. Around the cosplay world, they spend extreme amounts of money creating costumes they wear to conventions, then come home to either make new costumes or to bash other costumes and conventions and people for the sake of their own amusement.

Many cosplayers in the world supposedly fear them, though most are annoyed by their continual hypocrisy when it comes to bashing not only others, but themselves as well, and their continual argument that you cannot bash "one of their own" though they are allowed to bash you.

They often argue that they are not like 4chan at all, yet they're basically an organized 4chan with their names signed to everything, and they need to kindly take the supposedly-elitist sticks out of their asses.

"WE ARE COSFUUUUU!"

"We're not like 4chan, we put our names on everything!"

Derived from "cosplayfucks", do not distinguish "cosplay" from "life", too much free time.

cosfu by Anonymous 614 May 1, 2008

Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"

"They took my gun, confucamus!"

confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle 

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Confuckupied 

Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.

A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.

A: "Let's get fucking hammered!"
B: "Not tonight, I'm completely confuckupied by this exam."

Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014

Confuckamus 

Old Roman Latin for : Holy fuckin' shit!

Ceasar (at the Ides of March): Even you Brutus, my son?!

Brutus: Confuckamus!

Confuckamus by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016