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cornhoffer

the art of putting a corn on the cob in your butthole the shitting it out and sniffing it to get high the trick is to leave it in for about 2 weeks
joe: did you hear about frank i think he's a dirty cornhoffer now
dj: that dirty rat bastard
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Illinois Cornholer

The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.
My girlfriend loved the taste of the corn after we did the Illinois Cornholer.
by Blunchtable December 9, 2010
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Kansas Cornholer

I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.
by JewishMormonDemocrat December 20, 2012
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Cornholery

Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.
The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.
by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011
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cornholer

The driving participant in anal sex.
The pitcher in an anal sex tournament.
Possibly both a hetero and homo sexual term.
Rod loves to give it to his lover in the backdoor -- he's such a cornholer.
by Joe Campanella December 3, 2003
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Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.
That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.
by andy1 March 21, 2009
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Cornholder

An intriguing level of competition on the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with an intriguing name.
"Look Ken, he's got all four fingers in the cornhold!"
by Zor Prime November 25, 2003
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