coolwater

the stuff snoop d.o. double g wheres. instantly makes you and o.g.

is that coolwater?
fo shizzle dizzle

by dc for shiz September 1, 2007

coolwater sandwich

Another name for watermelon, according to the Bluesbrothers.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.

1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"

2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.

by sd70mac December 15, 2011

Collateral Beauty

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).

In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023

Collateral Wiz

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.

by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

corkwater

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.

1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.

by klootius February 27, 2008

Coldwater, Ohio

Football... yea that's about it

"Have you ever been to Coldwater, Ohio?" No but i heard they are good at football.

by Slubby69 March 20, 2017

Collateral Damage

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.

When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.

by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010