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Confubersion 

The perplexed look of Uber customers on sidewalks staring at your car at a red light, trying to decide if you're their Uber driver or if it's a different blue Honda Accord they're supposed to get into.
The tourist couple approached the tan sedan at the red light and were reaching for the door handle of what they thought was their Uber driver's car. Hesitating to open the door, they were clearly struck with confubersion.
Confubersion by Grant Rampus November 9, 2016
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conFURsion 

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.
Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming
conFURsion by Syst3m ERROR December 1, 2019
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Confubering 

When you’re tying to order an Uber, but you’re totally confused about where TF you’re headed.
Wait, I can’t listen to you right now, I’m confubering.
Confubering by Marinchicks December 14, 2018

Confursion 

when an otherwise normal human being gets converted into a furry/realizes they've been a furry all along and only now begun to realize it.

may or may not also be used by furry marketers running furry websites/conventions.
A furry convention organizer counted the amount of listed confursions from their poll.

After hesitating a few minutes as all his friends in fursuits surrounded him, he looked at his secret of nimh, lion king, and disney's robinhood posters in his room, and the rule34 tab listed as 'lola bunny n..', he realized he had been a furry all along, and experienced a confursion and acceptance of how gay and furry he actually was and no longer felt guilty glomping his new found friends.
Confursion by HatIntheFox October 16, 2021
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