competetive

An idiots way of saying "competitive".

"Do they play on a competetive level?"
"Yeah, and it's competitive."
Yes, the correcting guy ate too many carrots.

by P4azz August 30, 2013

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator April 11, 2016