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comma bitch 

The act of applying a comma "," followed by the word "bitch!" to various signs and public messages. For Example, if I were to comma bitch a stop sign, I would place a comma after the word STOP and write "BITCH" underneath it. The sign would be "comma bitched". The sign would read, "STOP, Bitch!"
He would later comma bitch that sign so that it read, "The white zone is for loading and unloading vehicles only, BITCH!"
comma bitch by Tom Santiago May 19, 2006
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comma bitch 

1. Written when the punctuation should be said, rather than inferred generally to emphasize the inclusion of punctuation.

2. To markup existing signs, packaging, instructions, or other items -- either physically or through the use of Photoshop -- with ", bitch"
1. "Argh. We ran out of toilet paper again! You must have used it all up. comma bitch."

2. You totally comma bitched the packaging.. it now says, "Hot & Spicy Szechwan Seasoning Mix: Authentic Asian Taste, Bitch"
comma bitch by teee dot September 11, 2009

comma bitch 

Used when you say punctuation out loud.
Aaron less than three penis el oh el comma bitch.

Aaron <3 penis lol, bitch.
comma bitch by Rod Storm April 5, 2005

commabitchesperiod 

A sentence suffix that expresses disdain and disgust. Can only be used in situations of deeprooted hatred and cynicism. Sentance usually ends in just "bitches", but greater affect is achieved when comma and period are added. Use as often as possible for full effect.
Julie didn't approve my shits, bitches.
OR
Julie didn't approve my shits, commabitchesperiod.

Mark ate all the fried chicken, commabitchesperiod.

commbitcherate 

kuh-bit-che-reyt - or sounds like Kum-Bitch-erate
- to feel or express shared whining in excess; when two or more people get together to complain/whine/bitch about a person or situation that they have little to no control over, yet for some unknown reason thing this action will actually fix the items being complained/whined/bitched about.
Over a couple bottles of wine they commbitcherated about how no one likes their drunk asses.
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