A newbie playing crappy ass starwars games that are lame and totally suck. He likes being an asshat and a complete n00b. He wants to marry his computer and make love to its hard drive.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

(n) A person being owned by oper cab00se in IRC.
(n) a person who owns stupid people like some of his so called "friends" in school