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A mans balls get caught in his underwear or an unexplained itch that causes him to adjust himself. This is a very common term used in southern slang or expression. Surprised it has this long to be defined. See nads, gonads etc etc

I've got a really bad codnad....excuse me

codnad by radaracer285 October 27, 2014

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conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.

I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!

conady by jediracer September 28, 2012

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codad

acronym meaning "choke on dick and die"

you suck at world of warcraft noob! go CODAD

codad by rob mathew November 23, 2007

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Condaddy

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!

(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

Condaddy by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017

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cornado

The swirling display of corn-filled poop as it is flushed down the toilet.

"When did we eat corn? I just took a massive dump, and you should have SEEN the cornado when I flushed!"

cornado by RedSquirrelPssht April 2, 2009

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Condaddy

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.

Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!

Condaddy by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

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condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

condaddy by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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