cockswidth

a small unit of distance - approximately the width of an average cock. but not as small as a cunt-hair.

Hey Joe, move that beam a cockswidth or two to the left. I just barely squeezed my car through that gap by a cockswidth. Tim Whalen did not invent the word "cockswidth".

by catshitlipstick December 9, 2013

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..

I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..

by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Cocksmith

One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.

Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"

by Yung Coop October 24, 2012

Creepy Cocksmith

One who can work his cock with great success while maintaining a creepy persona and personality. Always being creepy but girls cant seem to get enough of his cock.

Logan- clint is in every picture on facebook creeping.
Tanner- yea i know but i heard he fucked three girls that night
Logan- what a creepy cocksmith

by the cocksmith69 November 23, 2009

cocksmith

one who is an expert at the handling of his cock and administering it's services to the female gender.

Gudani is a master cocksmith

by clarence whorley March 1, 2005