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cocksquire 

n. a male, typically a twink, who really, REALLY enjoys loving on the peen. He enjoys it so much, he will kneel, bow, curtsy and service that peen silly. May also act like a fancy high-class bitch (e.g. - 'fancy' voice) with or without a peen nearby.
Do you see that rich little gay boy over askance? He's Piccard's latest cocksquire! fancy laughter ensues
cocksquire by danbotica July 16, 2016
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cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays
Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello
cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

Cocksqueedle 

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.
"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"



Cocksqueedle by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth
Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cocksure 

A condition of extreme (sometimes foolish) confidence or boldness pertainng to or having to do with the size of one's penis ("cock")
Only the most cocksure rookie was willing to stand up to the captain of the football team.
cocksure by ska_trombonist December 28, 2005

cocksure 

premature assumption of the complete and utter truth in one's thoughts, opinions, and actions. Cocking your gun with no ammo. Gunning your cock at anything that moves.
Regina, whose conjectural advances on others may seem overwhelmingly cocksure, occasionally comes to a veritable climax of intuition.
cocksure by plan bee February 15, 2010

cocksure 

A feeling of confidence, superiority, greatness, and swagger only obtained by pure animals. This "attitude " or "lifestyle" in fact has absolutely nothing to do with the size of one's penis, but is more a way of life for wildmen.
Frat guy #1:"Boy Larry is really killing it with the ladies tonight!"

Frat guy #2:"Yeah, I know! He's such a cocksure wildman!"
cocksure by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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