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cockstab 

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
cockstab by Yegolev August 13, 2007

cockstable 

The opposite of Constable, a made up word used as an alternative to saying cuntstable. May be applied to law enforcement officers, by association.
Bob: "How ya goin', old Cockstable?
Jim: "Not bad, old bean."

Jay: "He's a member, alright, a member of the Cockstabulary."
cockstable by bigBADbenny September 11, 2006

cockstab 

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
cockstab by Yegolev August 9, 2007

Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.
Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!
Cockstability by drr10 May 30, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026