Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.
Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
by Questosterone February 24, 2011
by Beegee November 10, 2007
Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock
by dolphinsfaninwa November 02, 2016