Cobblewatt 

The male equivalent to a queef. The act of farting out of your dick.

I often find that I cobblewatt when I’m nervous, happy, tired, angry, or turned on and it sometimes makes thing uncomfortable.

Cobblewatt by Big Daddy Schmotz March 29, 2020

cobblemaster 

he who cannot recognize his piss poor quality of work, because he believes, he's the man

hey tony, you want to help replace that floor john did? what a flippin' cobblemaster!

cobblemaster by steven wally December 16, 2008

Cobblepotted 

When spammed with party invites and messages by a single person for no reason.

Jerry sure Cobblepotted us today.

Cobblepotted by Jdkslrif March 29, 2021

cobblecat

he's a minecraft shorts youtuber, wannabe voice actor. does a lot of minecraft parkour in the background of random tumblr posts. it's a wonder how I got into his fandom of sorts. can you even consider this a fandom? anyway, noticed nothing comes up when you look him up here so I'm putting this in.

please stop asking him for whimper audios. he's not gonna do it.
or maybe he will and then I'll look stupid. oh well.

anon 1: cobblecat when are you gonna post the whimper audio
anon 2: LEAVE COBBLECAT ALONE?
anon 3: no they're right

cobblecat by not keno November 11, 2025