A female / male whose neither regions, in particular their vaginal/anal orifices, bear resemblance to a fireside coal bucket; in that they are big, wide and dirty.
John: I got with Amy last night
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty
Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!
Bill: Amy from down the road?
John: yeah?! Do you know her?
Bill: yeah, I got with her last week, she's a minge like a coal bucket, big, wide and dirty
Milo: I was banging this guy in my car last night
Bubba: how was it?
Milo: my dick looked like miner from Chile, his ass was like a coal bucket!
by oirishguy March 29, 2017