clusterwin

n.

1. A simultaneous confluence or chain of positive events.

2. A close coexistence of entities seen in a positive light within a larger entity.

I just had such a clusterwin; I found a great deal on the exact shoes I wanted, and then found a $20 bill on the ground as I left the store.

Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, AND Samuel L. Jackson are all going to be in the new Avengers movie, with Joss Whedon directing and writing? That's going to be such a clusterwin...

by bjork73 October 10, 2010

clusterius fornecatus

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

by dick vendor November 22, 2011

clusterunfucker

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck

When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

by Limbic Candy May 29, 2018

clusterfunctional

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009

In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.

by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009

Cluttering

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde

hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...

by pankh January 20, 2012

clustermite

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005