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clusterhug 

one of the best songs by idkhow and it's property of @idkhowallows on twitter
"clusterhug is an amazing song and it's Gene's song, we'll I should stream razzmatazz by idkhow they're great!
clusterhug by idkhowallows October 27, 2020

Clusterfuge 

Multiple clusterfucks being spun rapidly in order to separate the component parts of the original fucks that caused the cluster in the first place.
This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.

This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.
Clusterfuge by Whatizhip December 23, 2009

Clustermug 

1. (Noun) A group of mugs in a small area.
2. (Slang) A replacement for swear words, popularized by S. King
1: There was a man carrying a clustermug in the larger mug when he got mugged.
2: That was crazy; it was a real clustermug.
Clustermug by MrMug July 1, 2017

clustermuck 

Same as CLUSTERFUCK but more appropriate for any age and social setting.
The website's main page design is a total clustermuck.

clustermuck 

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.
Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.
clustermuck by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009

Clusterfugaysie 

Bruce and Marshall hired a new interior designer. His crew is a ridiculous clusterfugaysie.
Clusterfugaysie by Atomic42 October 22, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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