clown boxing

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

by Cootie August 24, 2006

boxing the clown

Jerkin off

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?

by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010

boxing the clown

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003