clinton nj 

Clinton, NJ is a town where nothing happens. A shit ton of old rich pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes are so high it's like your .12 acre backyard is covered in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning into gangbangers.

Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?

Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket

Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires bro?!?!

Punk kid: four days ago.

I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there, and I hurd not a thing happens there.

Me:What is there to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Me: Kurt Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*

clinton nj by Anorthstudent October 22, 2013

Clinton, NJ 

A close to perfect far out suburb of New York City. Has some historical charm including a bridge with waterfall under it and a river running right through it's very lovely downtown. Clinton is the name for both the town and township that surrounds it. Clinton also generally includes neighboring Union, Franklin and Bethlehem townships as well. It's 85% white as Mexicans working in restaurants and landscapers pop out babies at alarming rates and Asians hopefull to be honorary white's continue settling in.

Very nice little town tough and the people are somewhat friendly. I guess it would be ideal if you don't mind having to driving 35 minutes just to get to the mall. It's set amongst rolling hills and has good schools. If you have family coming in from let's say; Wisconsin and you live in New York City, when they start freaking out, take them to Clinton for god's sake.

Family member from Indiana: New York City is so crowded and diverse, I'm starting to hyperventilate.

Family Member from New York City: Hey honey grab the Audi keys, we're going to Clinton, NJ before cousin Amy start's fistulating.

Clinton, NJ by Corpswhore March 28, 2012

CLIFTON NJ 

City in Northern Jersey. Population around 80,000 half the town is white people.. Buth the other half lay in an are known as B.V.C which holds it down for clifton.. Gangstah blocks and full of Hoes

Yo where can I get some pussy at son?
Hit CLifton playa maad broads up in there word life.

CLIFTON NJ by Streetz February 28, 2004

CLIFTON NJ 

1. The most gangsterific place where the ho's live.
2. City on the border of Passaic and Paterson.

Gio: YO, I banged this one girl
Me: Where??
Giod: CLIFTON NIGGA!

CLIFTON NJ by GEEEEEOOOOOOOO November 15, 2003

clifton nj 

anotha one of da best cities der is. Gangsta to the core!!!! mess wit clifton and your just askin to get shot

guy- man, clifton is full of pussies

(guy gets shot by clifton gangstas)

clifton nj by omi da homie November 29, 2004

Clifton NJ 

Clifton is a city in Passaic NJ that is full of home pot heads that are all black. even the white kids there are black. also every person who lives there eats KFC because that is all that there families can afford, since they are all poor and live in boxes and shit. If you go to Clifton and are not "black" you will be burned by high schoolers with lighters. They will probably be smoking pot when they find you, so they will definitely have some sort of fire with them. Dont go there... like.... ever.... if you like living.....

Person from Clifton: y0 dAwg Imma from dAh hoods of clifton NJ!

Regular Person: shut the fuck up you dueche

Clifton NJ by .o0O|you know who i am|O0o. December 12, 2010

Clifton, NJ 

City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.

Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives

Clifton, NJ by Federalq2b April 9, 2005