Clicker's Remorse 

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

Clicker's Remorse by drbeer November 27, 2012

mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Grandma's chicken salad 

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

Grandma's chicken salad by J Rones August 27, 2009

Harold's Chicken Shack 

An historic establishment originally opened on the South side which now has multiple locations in the city of Chicago.The main staple is the fried chicken, but they serve damn near everything.

Nia went to Harold's on Cottage Grove to get a four piece with mild sauce and a grape pop (note: we say pop in Chicago not soda)

Or in Chicago you'd hear...

Mannnnn joe, that Harold's was on point. (translation: Wow my friend, that chicken was good)

Note: No one calls it by the full name "Harold's Chicken Shack"

Harold's Chicken Shack by sharpjewel January 8, 2009

Popeye's chicken sandwich 

It is a sandwich that makes you act up

Gabe: Dude logan why are you so weird
Logan: I just ate a Popeye's chicken sandwich and now I'm acting up

Popeye's chicken sandwich by StoopidNurd March 8, 2022

Grandma's Chicken Soup

The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways

Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...

Grandma's Chicken Soup by HardRockJudge5 March 8, 2017

Harold's Chicken Shack 

It's that ghetto restaurant chain on the south side of Chicago that be serving everything behind bullet proof glass with either hot or mild sauce, mild sauce being some ghetto conccoction involving hot sauce, barbeque sauce and pepper.

Jamal met his shorty, Alicia, and done bought her a two wing plate with mild sauce, pepper and a grape soda at the Harold's Chicken Shack over on Cottage Grove.

Harold's Chicken Shack by RLp May 29, 2005